Two little boys went out to explore
the nudist camp that just opened next door.
“What’s it all about?” asked one.
“Mommy says they worship the sun.”
“Climb that tree and look over the fence.
Report what you see if it makes any sense.”
“I see lots of people, about a hundred and ten.”
“How many ladies and how many men?”
“There’s some of each, I suppose,
but I can’t tell them apart, they’re not wearing clothes.”