I thought I’d do a little bragging down at the senior center. “Maybe you’ve heard,” I said to my pal Paul, “I’ve got a blog.”
Paul looked a little startled, just the effect I was hoping for. “Don’t worry,” he said. “My brother-in-law had one of those. It’s a simple procedure and after a week or two in rehab you’ll be as good as new.”
Imagine That 